Feb
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Ask the Alien

Filed Under (Uncategorized) by Miss Taylor on 10-02-2010

A mysterious event occured last night at our school. What appears to be evidence of an alien life form has been found in the nursery courtyard. We sent a crack team of reporters down to investigate whilst the rest of the press pack took on different roles. We are going to write newspaper reports on our findings.

The alien has made contact with us via the blog. Zargon would like you to ask questions so you can find out more.



74 Comments Already, Leave Yours Too

jenny on 10 February, 2010 at 4:14 pm #
    

Hi Zargon do you like Genies or do you own one because you took Miss Taylor’s Genie lamp?Are you white and pink because your gloop is?
By Zargon!


Ms Rafi on 10 February, 2010 at 4:45 pm #
    

Thank goodness the Y6 have saved and protected the Foundation Stage from any alien invasion. We were very worried as to what had happened. Please keep us updated on the alien invasion.


Dominique on 10 February, 2010 at 4:54 pm #
    

Now zargon, why have you come to earth? Are you in trouble and do you need our help? Th gloop that we found wer very constant, is that the colour of ur skin, or is the gloop part of your flying saucer?
Goodbye Zargon ! :)


Dominique on 10 February, 2010 at 4:56 pm #
    

Hello Zargon. What are your reasons for coming to earth? Are you in some kind of trouble? Do you need our help? You made your presence well known in the nursery yard! Goodbye :) Zargon


Mrs Wilde on 10 February, 2010 at 4:59 pm #
    

What an exciting day we have had! Not every school is lucky enough to be visited by an alien from outer space! If you are reading this is Zargon please could you tell us more about yourself. What planet are you from? How did you get here? Are you still in Manchester?


Leigha on 10 February, 2010 at 5:03 pm #
    

Zargon, is the gloop called dhoop gloop, and do you need it to fly your flying saucer? Do you like children, and wanted to have a look at one of the schools?


resham on 10 February, 2010 at 5:35 pm #
    

Hi Zargon,
How did you come to earth?Why did you land in are school only?Were you hungry, if you need our help dont be shy to land here again we want to see you again
Bye Zargon
p.s Hope to see you again


resham on 10 February, 2010 at 5:40 pm #
    

Hi Zargon,
I am just curious why have you left with slime everywhere?I am just saying if you eat something isn’t the fod ment to go in your mouth instead of the floor?Or is that how you eat on your planet?What planet do you come from anyway


Emily Y6 on 10 February, 2010 at 6:14 pm #
    

Hello Zargon…
I would like to ask you a couple of questions

Why did you come to our school and not another school?
Is there anybody in this school you know?
Do you want to harm any of us?

Please answer my questions!


Eleanor on 10 February, 2010 at 6:26 pm #
    

Hello Zargon, my name is Eleanor. It is lovely to meet you. Before I continue I have a few questions. What is your reason of coming to earth? Do you need any help with anything? Why did you leave such a mess in the unused foundation stage playground? How old are you? Anyway, please blog us back later in the week. Eleanor xxx 8)


Maria Khan on 10 February, 2010 at 6:26 pm #
    

Dear zargon,
why have you come to earth? and why did you come to are school? can you give us any things that you have from your home plant? :) by Zargon


Eleanor on 10 February, 2010 at 6:30 pm #
    

Oh yes, I forgot 80. And Zargon,for your own sake, stop stealing things! &)


Emily Y6 on 10 February, 2010 at 7:53 pm #
    

Why on earth did you want Miss Taylor’s genie lamp!?

Please write back to my as soon as possible!


Zeemal on 10 February, 2010 at 7:56 pm #
    

hi zargon I ahve to ask you some questions

why did you chose our school to come in and not another school?

why did you come?

what did you want from us?


Zeemal on 10 February, 2010 at 8:02 pm #
    

well zargon can you please tell us why you came to brookburn primary school and why did you come
we can all see that you ate some yoghurt and coffee from the staff room

please answer back we want an answer to our questions


Miss Taylor on 10 February, 2010 at 8:02 pm #
    

Yes I’d like to know that too, Emily. I have lots of things that ‘disappear’ from my desk but we usually find Mrs Wilde with them! Please could you tell us more about yourself. You gave us a bit of a fright today but we now realise that you aren’t anything to worry about.


Zargon on 10 February, 2010 at 8:51 pm #
    

Zerion my new friends! So many questions luckily on my planet we have blog enablers fitted to our suits. It also is a translator. I will try and answer many things but I very tired from travelling so far plus I played on the bars and the White stuff in the pot made me feel schurlgon. I was loosing power and ended up in your study zone thank you for you concern. I am sorry my dhoop was messy I sometimes shed this. It can be different colours with my mood. I am unaware of location as readings machine not schlugin. Help hoots are usually found in oil lamps but could not find one in that. Sorry but what is this thing you call ‘stealing’ does not compute. I took the lamp from big mound. Will blog with more answers. Zaloo!


Miss Ferris on 10 February, 2010 at 9:18 pm #
    

Can’t believe the mess the alien left on the courtyard door. I had to apologise to the cleaner this morning! So how is the investigation going? Any hot leads?


Miss Ferris on 10 February, 2010 at 9:19 pm #
    

By the way it’s Miss Taylor’s birthday this month, so what sign of the zodiac is she?


Miss Ferris on 10 February, 2010 at 9:24 pm #
    

Thank you for your apology about the mess Zargon?I wonder how you were feeling when you shed your white coloured dhoop?


Mrs Alcock on 10 February, 2010 at 10:26 pm #
    

Zerion Zargon, Hope you are adapting to our very cold climate.Is it cold on your planet? I would also like to know how old you are, did you come to earth alone or with your family? Do you have families on your planet? Did your spaceship crash land, Mr Wright, the man who looks after our school is known as Mr Fixit, maybe he could help you get home.Please try not to make any more mess, our leader Miss Ferris likes a tidy school in case we have unexpected visitors.( well 1 days notice)


Mrs Alcock on 11 February, 2010 at 8:03 am #
    

Greetings Zargon, if you are still in contact with Earth please could you post an image of yourself we would love to see what you look like. Thank you for visiting our school, my Grandson is really jealous because an Alien has never visited his school in Stockport.


Katie and sadie on 11 February, 2010 at 11:53 am #
    

Hi zargon we would just like to know where do you come from!:]


Emily Y6 on 11 February, 2010 at 11:58 am #
    

To Zargon,

Just to let you know the goo we found in that abandond play ground your space ship crashed into the other day, I have to admit was pretty scary.
I just want to ask it is Miss Taylor’s birthday party tomorrow, why don’t you stop by for a nibble to eat and a little bit of a dance?

Come on alien… show yourself!


Dominique on 11 February, 2010 at 11:59 am #
    

Hi again Zargon. We apreciate your cooperation with us ! Now I would love it if you actually SHOWED yourself.I find it very strange that your being so friendly. What exactly ARE your REAL plans Zargon?
C’mon! Tell us the truth Zargon! :D


Zargon on 11 February, 2010 at 4:43 pm #
    

Zerion mini earthlings! I am feeling a little better I had some snurgles, mmm my favourite, always making me feel better. I will try and answer some more questions while I have a break from sorting out my space mode. I landed at your learning zone as I wanted to find out more about earth studies – I have a project to do. I am only 210000 years old, they expect so much of me. I also was needing nutrients but did not like the white stuff. I picked your zone because it looked amazing. I have to go now, blog later. Zaloo for now my friends!


emily c yr 6 on 11 February, 2010 at 6:06 pm #
    

hello zargon what are you up to when you are not talking to us are you stuck on our planet if your spaceship IS BROKEN because if it is my grandad is the caretaker of this school and he can fix enything just ask him to fix it four you

emilyxx


Lorin on 11 February, 2010 at 7:07 pm #
    

(: hi alien why are you so nice and friendly to us I mean you’re an alien?


Lorin on 11 February, 2010 at 7:10 pm #
    

hi zargon

how did you come to the earth was it an accident or did you have a reason to come here?
:)


Lorin on 11 February, 2010 at 7:14 pm #
    

zargon what do you want from us and why did you take one of miss taylors favorite
things?
anyway i like that you’re nice and friendly to us now :D


Carly and Sadie on 12 February, 2010 at 11:34 am #
    

Hi Zargon!


Dominique on 12 February, 2010 at 11:37 am #
    

You have only answered one of our questions Zargon, like emily said, her grandad’s the caretaker! You still haven’t told us what you look like and what your REAL PLANS ARE.
Good-Bye Zargon, ‘Zaloo’…


Sadie and Dominique on 12 February, 2010 at 12:03 pm #
    

Hi Zargon, where are you now? Maybe planning distruction of the earth? You say you are just here to visit, but I dont really beleive you. Convince us and reply ! :D
From Dominique and Sadie ZALOO !


carly on 12 February, 2010 at 12:12 pm #
    

hello alien :0


Leigha on 12 February, 2010 at 5:39 pm #
    

Hello Zargon. Why didn’t you show yourself at Miss Taylor’s party? And do you want Mr Fixit Wright to repair your spaceship?


Zargon on 12 February, 2010 at 5:44 pm #
    

Hello mini earthlings. We aliens wish you a Happy Birthday. We can’t show ourselves, or you would get exited and start asking us lots of queastions. Zaloo, and yes it would be nice to get my spaceship repaired.


Binta on 12 February, 2010 at 6:01 pm #
    

So zorgon why did you take one of miss taylor favourite thing! out of all the thing you could have taken you had to take that! I WANT ANSWERS ZORGAN!


Binta on 12 February, 2010 at 6:29 pm #
    

So zorgon why did you take one of miss taylor favourite things? Out of all the things you could have taken you had to take that! I WANT ANSWERS ZORGAN?


Emily Y6 on 12 February, 2010 at 7:03 pm #
    

Hi Zargon,
My dad would like to ask a few questions:
Where is your home planet?
How far away is your home planet?
Is it similar to Earth?

Please write back when you can…


Binta on 12 February, 2010 at 7:11 pm #
    

Zorgon I have even more questions what planet do you live on and do you have a family if so can you ask them if they can blog to us so we can meet them? Zaloo!


Zargon on 13 February, 2010 at 1:43 pm #
    

Zerion mini earthlings! Thank you again for all your questions. I’m sorry Binta that you were poorly when I made my visit, I’m Zargon by the way not Zorgon. I send star shaped apologies again for using the lamp and for dhooping in your play zone. I saw Mr Fixit when I zoomed past him he looked a little scared! Oopsadoodlydo! The Chief Commander of your learning zone was also cross! Mr Fixit perhaps has some things that would help me fix my engines. I still need to learn things about what you do at your learning zone, I hear you have had your own mountain project. Tell me about your zone. I am a friendly alien I cause no harm. I am from a small moon near Pluto. I travelled many light years to function here. Tired now I did snaffle some of the party food mmm was delish in a dish. Zaloo!


lewis m on 13 February, 2010 at 1:49 pm #
    

have you ever been to earth


Leigha on 13 February, 2010 at 6:22 pm #
    

Whoah. Zargon, are you really a freindly alien, or have you been sent to cause chaos for us and our school? What’s a help hoot, and please return Miss Taylor’s lamp and clean the dhoop. What mood does pink gloop represent?


Dominique on 14 February, 2010 at 6:16 pm #
    

Well, well, well zargon… You got a bit angry and intimidating with Binta there… Which leads me to this question: What are you after? You say you cant show yourself which is fine really, but why wont you return miss taylors lamp? Why did you pig out on our party food without permission? All these things continues to make me beleive that your not here for a good reason! And by the way, school is very exciting :D theres lots to do here like maths science and english. Dance, sport gymnastics and all sorts of other things ! We even do steal pans which cost alot of money!
Zaloo Zargon… (Im still suspicious.)


Dominique on 14 February, 2010 at 6:18 pm #
    

and who is this cheif commander? Why was he cross? I think that you know more than you say..


Zargon on 15 February, 2010 at 2:42 pm #
    

Well Zerion again mini earthlings! Where are you all, very confused came to do study project on you all and no one is in the learning zone even the chief commander Miss Ferris. Have you got invisible cloaks on? I am only after good reasons to build my understandings for earth project. It is my first time here young Lewis. I mean no harm suspicious one Dominique. You are right to be wary as I was not cross with Binta but she called me Zorgon who is my grumpy schlenge, he makes my dhoop turn amber. He is so yawnsome and stompy. I will try and return the lamp and try not to make a mess, the party food was supernourishment, though I did avoid the White stuff this time. Thank you for your thoughts on school can more miniearthlings help? Leigha, I get pink dhoop when I am excited which I was, my first time on earth! Help hoots are learning aids, help you a lot. Do you have such life forms? Zaloo!


Binta on 15 February, 2010 at 7:37 pm #
    

Sorry ZARGON! But you still didnt answer my question do you have a family or are you some kind of slave to your commander?
i want answer!
zaloo!


Zargon on 15 February, 2010 at 8:03 pm #
    

Ah Binta, now you have my name right I can answer your questions but please stop SHOUTING you are giving me a headshake. I have some family a long way away, many light years. Oopsydoodlydoo my dhoop has turned grey, sniff. The commander is in charge of your learning zone she was cross I made a mess. Zaloo!


Katie and ruby on 16 February, 2010 at 3:52 pm #
    

Zargon whant language do you normally speak!:D


Zargon on 17 February, 2010 at 8:26 pm #
    

Zerion Katie and Ruby, I normally speak a dialect of a mix of Plution and Starslurp. Zaloo!


Katie on 17 February, 2010 at 8:38 pm #
    

What is starslup and plution it sounds really wierd but anyway is your name really zargon are you called Mr Evil and you are planning to take over the earth arent you :D


Zargon on 17 February, 2010 at 8:45 pm #
    

WHEEEE! This silver shiny things with wheels is fun on the long corridor. I don’t know what the stuff in carton boxes are but it makes my dhoop white. I might like to stay in this learning zone. Do you like my headline mini earthling?


Leigha on 18 February, 2010 at 6:18 pm #
    

I’m going to keep track of these dhoop gloop moods. So to recap and remember , when your exited, your dhoop goes pink. So, what mood does gray and white dhoop represent?


Binta on 18 February, 2010 at 9:35 pm #
    

awwww that really sad but why are your family so far away? And your commander dusent sound very nice mabye im overreacting i mean you did leave alot of dhoop! zaloo!


Mrs Alcock on 19 February, 2010 at 12:25 pm #
    

Greetings from Switzerland, Alien! are you still in Manchester? Have you visited anymore school? Hope you are not lonely whilst there is no one at school!


Myer B on 19 February, 2010 at 7:56 pm #
    

Dear Zargon, why did you come to Brookburn and did you want something from our school. Did you want Miss Taylors Genie Lamp for a reason and did you want to take over the world starting with Brookburn like on all thoose alien movies. Please answer my questions and it’s ok if you can’t because of all the other people asking you to get infomation on yourself. Zaloo for now Zargon. Myer Baugh year 6.


Mrs Alcock on 20 February, 2010 at 12:29 pm #
    

Greetings Alien! Is your spaceship operational now? Hope you’ve not left anymore gloop! See you soon :)


Zargon on 21 February, 2010 at 6:23 pm #
    

Zerion! I have answered many of your questions – keep up mini earthlings, it’s the only way to fly. I have had fun playing here all week now I’m going to find Mrs Alcock in Switzerland, that sounds a fun place. Zaloo!


Mrs Alcock on 22 February, 2010 at 8:49 am #
    

Zerion! Zargon, thank you for the lovely pink dhloop left in my hotel unfortunately the manager was not as happy! Please return to the UK one last time before you head home. How many light years away from Earth do you live?


Zac on 22 February, 2010 at 7:33 pm #
    

Is the hole in the roof in our class room how you got in?


Miss Taylor on 22 February, 2010 at 8:39 pm #
    

Yes I’d like to know that too, Zac. That is a really good question. Also Zargon, I have had to clear up alot of pink dhoop in our classroom today and you moved the milk trolley!


Mrs Alcock on 22 February, 2010 at 9:15 pm #
    

Excellent deducing skills Zac I didn’t even think of Zargon entering the classroom through the roof space. How Zargon managed to open our heavy classroom door has puzzled me all day, well done!


Adam on 23 February, 2010 at 8:14 pm #
    

Zerion Zargon, I would like to meet you face to face and have a ride in your space ship.Pick me up from Gatley Primary School and I will introduce you to my friends. Can I help to fix your ship? Zaloo


Zargon on 23 February, 2010 at 9:12 pm #
    

Zerion mini earthlings especially to Adam! Ah perhaps that is the next learning zone I can visit to help with my earth project. I need some doodlebuggers to fix my spaceship, if you have any, fandabydo. Oopsydoodle sorry again for my pink dhoop, I was so excited zooming from place to place. Switzerland was a bit cold for me. Aha, Zac you are correctomundo, I did move through the hole in the tile, forgot to put it back. I think I may have scorched your roof too! Zaloo for now!


Mrs Alcock on 24 February, 2010 at 1:12 am #
    

Greetings Zargon, I think you will be able to order your spare parts on our special world wide web which can search our entire planet at the click of a mouse( not the furry mammal, but a special switch).
But please do not use our computers again as our learning commander is really angry about you swopping the cables and turning the screen nearest your crash site red! Today our commander was questioning one of our knowledge instructors about the red screen, unfortunately our computer Mr Fixit, Jamie, was blamed for the mysterious colour change.
Our year 6 knowledge instructor is trying to get visitors to log onto our electronic message board called a blog, please could you blog from home when you finally get back as that would really please Miss Taylor and she could add your planet to the bottom of our page to show that you have visited. Zaloo for now Zargon.


Lorin and Jenny on 25 February, 2010 at 12:02 pm #
    

Hi, zargon
we’re Lorin and Jenny:D


Lorin and Jenny on 25 February, 2010 at 12:03 pm #
    

Hi, zargon
we’re Lorin and Jenny :D
we want to know if you’re still on earth and if you have a family


Emily Y6 on 25 February, 2010 at 12:04 pm #
    

Zargon I am getting really suspicious about you because you sometimes say you will reveal yourself to all of us, however we give you a million chances for you to come to parties and stuff, but suprise suprise you don’t COME!

Just meet us somewhere and then we know you even walk in the coridors or our school.


Emily c yr6 on 25 February, 2010 at 12:06 pm #
    

zargon I am confused what were you doing in our classroom and why wont you just show yourself to us we wont hurt you we will be happy to see you Miss Taylor wants to know who you are
love emily xx


gurdev.s on 2 March, 2010 at 11:20 am #
    

what is your reason of coming to this planet ?


Zargon on 2 March, 2010 at 5:46 pm #
    

Zerion mini earthling, Gurdev, I landed in your learning zone as I am doing a project about earth. What can you tell me about your school? Zaloo!


Lorin & Molly on 3 March, 2010 at 4:23 pm #
    

In our school we learn about interesting things, we had a debate about if aliens are real. Come to our class so we know that there are other species from space and we will tell you more. ;D


Lorin on 3 March, 2010 at 7:38 pm #
    

Zargon what I don’t understand is that we have to talk from brookburn blogging why don’t you come to us ;D


Lorin on 5 March, 2010 at 5:15 pm #
    

Zargon,

why are you not answering us anymore?
:D


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